Frida Tequila Party at Michael Scott’s Mansion ~ Beverly Hills
Those who do, do. Those who can’t, teach…or live off the inheritance and hard work of their talented dead kin. So it seemed when Frida Tequila had its launch in Los Angeles at the home of busty blonde collector Michael Scott. Although one poor schoolteacher started the night by falling into the Jacuzzi (that’s why we don’t invite nerds to parties), things went more smoothly as Frida’s niece and grandniece cavorted with mariachis, press, spirit salesmen, partygoers, and a bevy of hot chicks over shrimp tostadas and papaya margaritas.
We always hoped to be Hef when we reached 30, but the accommodating Michael Scott actually lives that dream, while we slave away at non-profit work. In addition to a giant mansion that used to belong to Eddie Murphy, Scott has amassed a game room, two hot tubs buttressing an Olympic-sized swimming pool, a garage holding a Harley and a new Rolls, and is working on the construction of a petting zoo and grotto (no shit). We’d like to say something bad about Michael and his menagerie of perfect breasts because we are a jealous bunch of haters, but the guy was pretty nice and secretly our new hero. Plus, we wouldn’t mind being invited over for one of his “less-PG-rated” parties as he put it while hitting on our date.
Jack Osbourne wrote:
Micheal Scott is and asshole plain and simple. No other way to put it.
Posted on 22-Mar-07 at 12:32 pm | Permalink
Omri wrote:
Do tell…
Posted on 22-Mar-07 at 3:53 pm | Permalink
Joan wrote:
Michael Scott is one of the nicest man I have ever met. He is respectful, trustworthy, kind person. End of point!!!!
Posted on 05-Jul-09 at 12:55 am | Permalink
brittney wrote:
michael scott is a scum bag, and not trustworhy at all! he is discusting and has no morals at all. yukkkkkk!!
Posted on 03-Oct-09 at 1:46 am | Permalink
jessica wrote:
who is michael scott? please inform me asap if possible i just got invited to his house for a photoshoot
thanks!
Posted on 07-Nov-09 at 1:49 pm | Permalink
tiffany wrote:
He is an ugly dorky guy and yes I agree w the above comment that he is an asshole. Worst of all he uses people and has a bad reputation.
Posted on 08-Dec-09 at 5:01 am | Permalink
katie wrote:
dont go, only hookers and worn up prostitutes go, old dirty men. filth!! trash of LA
Posted on 09-Jan-10 at 3:29 am | Permalink
anonymous wrote:
He’s dispicable. I know from personal experience. No woman should have done what he did to me, and what he did has haunted me every day of my life.
Posted on 21-Jan-10 at 6:26 pm | Permalink
atl wrote:
what did he do to u? lol
Posted on 03-Feb-10 at 2:24 pm | Permalink
malene wrote:
I was invited to Michael Scotts mansion for shoot…who is that guy?Is he trying to get girls in the bed?lol or why is he bad?
Posted on 13-Feb-10 at 7:02 am | Permalink
malene wrote:
what a dirty man lol
Posted on 13-Feb-10 at 7:05 am | Permalink
kelly wrote:
we are all very curious what did he do that haunted you?
Posted on 08-Jun-10 at 4:20 pm | Permalink
Emma wrote:
His house always filled with playboy wannabes/aka trashy
models and old dirty men who will promise you anything to get in
your panties! GIRLS DONT GO! Michael Scott is a scumb*g and assh**e
he’s never been married – red flag should be raised – man doesnt
want serious relationship. shows off his car and house trying to
get girls in bed. BEWARE!
Posted on 24-Dec-10 at 11:27 am | Permalink
John wrote:
I have heard that Michael Scott has video cameras in all the changing rooms and bathrooms. People have told me he records the video of the models changing. Sounds very sleazy to me.
Posted on 03-Jan-11 at 12:59 am | Permalink
No Name wrote:
I’VE BEEN TO HIS HOUSE IT’S KILLER! HE HAS STAFF AT YOUR SERVICE AND TREATS HIS GUEST VERY WELL. NOT SAYING HE ISN’T A DIRTY OLD MAN BUT HELLO!!!! WHAT ABOUT THE GIRLS????? NO ONE HAS A GUN TO YOUR HEAD FORCING YOU INTO BED! COME ON GET REAL! WOMEN SLEEP WITH HIM BECAUSE THEY THINK SOMEHOW THEY WILL GET AHEAD. IF SOMEONE DOES “SOMETHING” TO YOU THEN DUH! CALL THE POLICE DONT BITCH ABOUT IT ONLINE. WOMEN JUST BE SMART I WOULD HAVE KNOCKED HIS ASS OUT IF HE EVEN TOUCHED ME :)
Posted on 21-Mar-11 at 2:34 pm | Permalink
maria wrote:
ignore the above negative comments. they are obviously from a “hater” and not based on any facts. i am there often.
Posted on 23-Apr-11 at 1:41 pm | Permalink