Today, you get your wings.
The 21 best chicken wings in Los Angeles, a city literally named for tasteful, winged creatures.
Here, you'll find Cambodian, Caribbean, and Thai wings. Al pastor, garam masala, butter chicken, and mole wings. Buffalo, Korean-fried, wood-smoked, and Flamin' Hot Cheetos-dusted wings.
(There's even a secret place here where singer Steve Lacy would pay $1,000 for the location. But that we are bound by honor never to reveal... )
All because it's Super Bowl week. And big Super has convinced us that Game Day shall be to feasting on tiny, glistening poultry parts what Thanksgiving is to the post-Colonial ritual of suffering through dry turkey. Fortunately for everyone, these wings are heavenly.
Hut-hut-hike!